September 2010
4 posts
April 2010
3 posts
how i cleaned my room
put juggling balls on lamp stand
put light kit in closet
saved two items from the trash
declared war on Canada
June 2009
3 posts
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DUDE DON’T DO DOSSIER VOL. 3: FITNESS FRO
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DUDE DON’T ‘DO DOSSIER VOL. 2: MR. HAIRSPRAY
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DUDE DON’T ‘DO DOSSIER VOL. 1: LAZY CAVEMAN
April 2009
8 posts
Let’s do this, folks!
Comedy Night at BAMcafé
PROMO #1
Cast: Ben Weber, Meg Griffiths, Nick Packard Directed by Katy Jarzebowski Special Thanks!: Alex Farlow, David & Sally Weber, Daniel Goldman, Jay Twitchell, Sophie Shepherd Music: “Moon Pie” by Poncho Sanchez
Job Sense!: Raph's Response
Raph says:
Greetings, Ben Weber and Loyal Constituents,
Like a desert oasis, Ben has offered me an opportunity to talk about my job. I teach remedial reading in a high school, which means my days are rich with infuriating, adorable, hormonal teenaged people, whose stories I would be delighted to share with you. Here’s a sample: Amanuel One time Amanuel was late to class, and crawled into the...
Job Sense!: Jen's Response
At work, we work. Hard. And a lot. Like, tons. You may think that professionals such as we are would be diligently writing very serious emails to one another, attending to very serious business. You’d be wrong. A sampling from the last 6 months of emails from co-workers, and the reason why I’m madly head-over-heals for these people: 4/1/2009, email from co-worker To: me Subject: funny “I’m...
Assignment!: Job Sense
Greetings!
I hope you are enjoying the poop pictures coupled with Brian’s tantalizing descriptions of his hand-made confections!
Now it’s your turn: Using text, video, audio, photos, drawings, or any other medium you can think of, tell us about YOUR job. Give us a sense of what it’s really like at work for you on a day-to-day basis.
Try to engage as many senses as possible. ...
March 2009
11 posts
Two Truths and a Lie: Mom's Response
Mom says:
1.) I’m a catalogue junkie.
2.) I love to recycle.
3.) I’ve always wanted to bungee jump.
Two Truths and a Lie: Dad's Response
Dad says:
1.) I enjoy cleaning our bathroom once a week.
2.) I would like to be a professional chef.
3.) I plan on retiring in 4 years.
Two Truths and a Lie: Katy's Response
Katy says:
1.) I would rather eat half a vanilla cupcake that one whole chocolate cupcake.
2.) I was born in The States, but spoke only Polish till I was six.
3.) My eyes turn into laser beams in the sun.
Assignment!: Two Truths and a Lie
Howdy, folks! Thanks so much for checking out “Ben Weber: All Things To All People!”
Here is your first assignment: Using video, text, audio, photos, or any other medium you can think of, tell us three facts about yourself. Two of them should be true and one of them should be false.
Send your finished product to ben@deliproof.com. You too, can be All Things To All People!
See you...